Top 10 Signs That You are in Japan:

1) You can't locate a garbage can, but also can't find a piece of litter.
2) You choose a restaurant based on plastic food models in the window (see photo; I always get the bottom left meal for $8.85).
3) Trucks talk or bark when backing up.
4) Subway workers wield hockey sticks to herd commuters into carriages stuffed with sweating "salarymen."
5) Taxi drivers don suits and white gloves, not turbans. Doors open and close automatically.
6) Construction crews look like a living Lego set.
7) Gas station attendants bow upon filling up your cube-sized car.
8) Lap dogs are outfitted in barrettes and jump suits.
9) People, without exception, wait for the walk signal.
10) Your car, cell phone, refrigerator, television, and bank are Mitsubishi.